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1)
RUDY, BABY! RUDY, WILL YOU BE MINE?
POTUS adds former NYC Mayor to his legal team
2)
DO YOU REALLY WANT THAT CAESAR SALAD?
Problems with contaminated lettuce getting worse
3)
PRESIDENT TRUMP: "I TOLD YOU SO!"
Dismissed FBI guy McCabe could be facing criminal charges
4)
NOW EVERYBODY KNOWS ABOUT THE THETA TAU FIASCO...
...as the SU Chancellor invokes The Orange Cone of Silence
5)
CRUNCH GONNA CRUNCH AMERKS, COMETS GONNA FLY
And they could face each other in the next round!
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