1)
IF COLLEGE BASKETBALL IS LIFE, JUST SHOOT ME
It's Michigan and Villanova. Meh. May they both lose...
2)
SCIENCE WORKS! JUST ASK SIR ISAAC NEWTON!
Chinese space junk crashes, just like they did the math
3)
DACA BITES THE DUST
POTUS tells DC Democrats: No deal, so shove it...
4)
ANOTHER GOP HOPEFUL FOR GOVERNOR
Duchess County Exec Marc Molinaro announces today
5)
A STATE BUDGET? ON TIME? REALLY? $168 BILLION...
...and (surprise) it's got something to annoy everybody