1.)
BORIS AND NATASHA GET THE BOOT
Russian "diplomats" told to get out of Dodge
2.)
FULTON WOMAN BUSTED FOR STEALING...
...teddy bears from a Parkland shooting memorial. Classy!
3.)
REF HITS LAZARUS SIMS WITH A "T" AND A DQ
Suspended over Parks Department money questions
4.)
SEVERAL SU PLAYERS SAYING BYE TO BOEHEIM?
Matthew Moyer wants to play elsewhere
5.)
GOVERNOR TRIES TO BE FUNNY. IT BACKFIRES.
Snarky comment about Catholics & Jews lacking rhythm. Oops.