ROSEANNE, PUT THAT SMART PHONE DOWN! Oops, too late...
Roseanne Barr's nasty tweet about a former Obama aide gets her sitcom canceled. The cast and crew are out of work, and even her agent dumps her. She later apologizes, tries to explain that she was zonked on Ambien. Yes, smart phones are getting smarter, dumb people are getting dumber...
WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TALKING, BUT WE'RE STILL TALKING
North Korean bigwig visits New York to talk with Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, hoping to salvage the scuttled June 12 summit in Singapore. This begs the question: How do you do diplomacy without diplomatic relations? Anonymous Reddit posts?
ROSEANNE IS NOT THE ONLY PUBLIC FIGURE OUT OF A JOB
Missouri Governor Eric Greitens feels the heat and resigns. A judge orders him to produce evidence in a campaign finance investigation, and he's still looking at felony charges that could involve sexual coercion. Governors usually give pardons, is Greitens hoping to receive one, somehow?
SO THEY WEREN'T MISSING, AFTER ALL
Cayuga County authorities say they've found two young women who both went missing, both appear okay, and investigators say they think the missing women had been together all along... shame on you for what you're thinking! Maybe they just had a real intense game of Scrabble going on!
BOATING AND BOOZING... THEY GO TOGETHER!
Onondaga County Sheriff's office makes their first boating-while-intoxicated arrest of the season. A guy from Long Island got nailed when patrols noticed he couldn't navigate the Skaneateles Marina. Sadly, there will be a lot more of these between now and Labor Day.