YOU THOUGHT KILUEA WAS A SCARY VOLCANO? ASK THE FOLKS IN GUATEMALA...
The Big Island is still dealing with Kiluea, but Guatemala's Volcan del Fuego has already buried entire villages (and probably hundreds of people) in volcanic ash. Hawaii is getting off easy... so far.
ONONDAGA LAKE IS A LOT CLEANER THAN IT WAS, BUT STILL...
Refugees living in the Syracuse area fish there to feed their families, but the fish they catch are loading their bloodstreams with lead and mercury. Advisories are in place, but are missed or ignored, and health authorities are trying to get the word out.
JUDGE TELLS MICHAEL ROTUNDO TO GET OFF HIS ROTUND BUTT AND FIND WORK
Rotundo, now evicted from his parents' Camillus home, tells the court he can't cover $2600 in late child support payments. The judge is having none of it: "Go find a job. That's the bottom line."
LIFE'S A BEACH: SYLVAN BEACH NOW CLOSED TO SWIMMING
The historic Oneida Lake community can't afford lifeguards, so visitors can hang out and catch some rays, but the water is off-limits. How will they enforce this? Politely? What if somebody is enjoying a dip, in spite of warnings?
NBA FINALS PRETTY MUCH OVER, STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS MIGHT END TONIGHT
Golden State now has a 3-0 lead in the series against Cleveland, while the Washington Capitals have a 3 to 1 lead on the Golden Knights, and could hoist the Cup in Las Vegas tonight. If the Caps finally win this thing, I will be lighting a candle in church. Seriously.